Put up 162.74, the week's high score by almost 40 points. novak scored the fourth-most points in the league and still got run over by 43.
Scored the third-most points in the league and lost to Van Kronic by 0.64. At least beating the median got him his first win of the season.
Scored 83.04, third-lowest in the league, and still won his matchup because Rounder64920 put up the week's worst score.
Week-high 149.82 and an 88.90-point win over novak, with a starting WR who scored zero. Nobody does that legally. The investigation continues.
Started a running back and a receiver who both scored 0.0, then lost to Mammy's Milk by 7.92. Eight points from either ghost and it's a win.
Last week: 68.32, the lowest score in the league. This week: 147.12, second only to Joey. Same guy. Nobody can explain it.
Somebody finally checked the books. Without whatever he was using, Joey scored 89.26, lost to Zay by 49.88, and went 0–2 on the week. Second straight week starting a receiver who scored zero.
His QB dropped 39.46, the biggest single game in the league. He scored 115.26, cleared the median, and still lost to Bnasty’s Squad by 6.04. Half a win beats none.
Posted 78.70, the worst score in the league, edging out PoochDizzle for last place by 0.22. Lost to Willie Beamen, who only scored 95.48. Second time in three weeks he's owned the basement.
Week-high 141.70 and a 52.84-point beatdown of Joey. Whatever Joey was using, Van Kronic confiscated it. Joey also missed the median by 1.02 and went 0–2.
Three starters combined for 0.2 points. Two of them scored zero. Posted the league-low 56.42 and lost to Bnasty’s Squad by 77.34, the biggest blowout of the week.
Scored 92.54, fifth-best in the league, and lost to Rounder64920 by 4.88, the closest game of the week. His tight end put up 0.0. Five points from that spot and it's a win.
Down 18.76 Sunday night. We said the league office would review the tape if he came back. He came back. Won by 7.34 with the week-high 127.62. The tape is missing.
Started Breece Hall. Got 0.0. Lost to Zay by 1.94, the closest game of the week. Needed 12 from the Seattle defense and got 10. Any running back with a pulse wins this.
Went into Sunday night as the favorite with Mahomes still to play. Mahomes delivered 6.0. League-low 72.80, a 15.46-point loss to James Trout III, and an 0–2 week.
Scored 110.60. The median was 110.70. Rounder64920 scored 110.80 and took the win. Zay Flowers gave Van Kronic 0.0 when one catch would have covered it. Throw in a 24.28-point loss to the week-high and it’s an 0–2 week.
Last week’s tape turned up. It shows Michael Penix Jr. scoring −1.9. PoochDizzle started Lamar Jackson for 0.0 and still won by 24.50, so Joey’s quarterback lost to a zero. Even the cheat code ran backwards.
Jacksonville’s defense scored 21.0, best in the league and more than his QB and both running backs combined. Tre Tucker added 0.0. League-low 77.38 and a 33.70-point loss to Zay, the biggest blowout of the week.
Dead last in 2025 with 4-24 and the fewest points in the league. Opened 2026 at 4-0, the only unbeaten team in Maht Town, until Joey pulled whatever he pulled in Week 3. PoochDizzle went from the basement to the jacket once. It's happening again.
Made it to the final two years running and lost both, first to PoochDizzle and then to 1 Round & I’m Trout. In 2024 he led the whole league in scoring and still went home without the jacket.
Worst record in the league in 2023 at 8-20. Came back the next year, went 21-7, and won the whole thing.
Best record and most points in the league. Lost in the semifinals, then lost the third-place game too.
Tied for the fifth-best record, then knocked off the 23-5 top seed in the semis and Van Kronic in the final.
Do they win early, when the draft carries them, or late, when management takes over?
Biggest closers: VanKronic, marv3, Drizzotti. Fastest starters who fade: Beny5, Rickooski, PoochDizzle. Win % counts both weekly wins (head-to-head and the league median), 2023–2025 regular seasons on Sleeper, managers with two or more seasons. Each season is split into thirds.
| Manager | Seasons | Early | Middle | Late |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| VanKronic | 3 | 38% (9-15) | 67% (20-10) | 83% (25-5) |
| marv3 | 3 | 25% (6-18) | 33% (10-20) | 67% (20-10) |
| Drizzotti | 3 | 25% (6-18) | 47% (14-16) | 50% (15-15) |
| Joecrew2 | 3 | 35% (8-15) | 83% (25-5) | 50% (15-15) |
| MangavellisNasty | 3 | 46% (11-13) | 53% (16-14) | 50% (15-15) |
| eddienovak | 3 | 62% (15-9) | 50% (15-15) | 53% (16-14) |
| Rounder64920 | 3 | 50% (12-12) | 43% (13-17) | 40% (12-18) |
| Benson30 | 3 | 75% (18-6) | 50% (15-15) | 60% (18-12) |
| ycrand | 2 | 40% (6-9) | 15% (3-17) | 25% (5-15) |
| PoochDizzle | 3 | 54% (13-11) | 57% (17-13) | 33% (10-20) |
| Rickooski | 2 | 44% (7-9) | 15% (3-17) | 10% (2-18) |
| Beny5 | 3 | 92% (22-2) | 53% (16-14) | 50% (15-15) |
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